pslovekay thathilariousasian

sheeptopus:

impala-dalecki:

bealli62:

spikezombie:

cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

image

Heiro-GIF-ics

Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was

cigurettes fakeit-till-youmakeit
im-heem jessi-cunt

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

fzur jessi-cunt
hellyeahrihannafenty jessi-cunt
-snob typical
zoiodlula sunh4nds
eelpiee lipstick-lesbian
erisender stargazerforevar

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 
apple-str1der thatgirlwiththegryffindorbag
listoflifehacks swagkillthemall

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

heteroh radic4-l

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

420calum thatgirlwiththegryffindorbag