misterpornographic:

bhoecherry:

shrekspeare:

i’d just like to point out that telling someone they’re too skinny and must “eat a burger and put some meat on those bones” is just as rude as telling someone they’re fat and must go on a diet

No it’s not. It completely different. Shut up!

You ignorant idiot. They’re exactly the same.

enamored-ensemble:

2-shane-s:

replacing every doorknob in my house with a cast mold of my dick

Everyone in your house complains because now they can’t open the doors, there’s nothing to grab.