blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

blainetabulous concertsandcuddling

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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iguanamouth ruinedchildhood
devilsacid typical
al-grave misanthropymaybe
awwww-cute misanthropymaybe
vine.co misanthropymaybe
sourest wh00regasm
incredible-kush embrace-y0ur-issues

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

iranawaywiththedoctor thatgirlwiththegryffindorbag

cuntakinte:

do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm

cuntakinte embrace-y0ur-issues
kardashifans c0nsequence5
fuckyeahillustrativeart thatgirlwiththegryffindorbag
kittiezandtittiez misanthropymaybe